Monday, April 13, 2009

Breaker, breaker. Put the hammer down ...

I’M QUITE confident that I have been advancing the argument that lorry drivers were responsible for 99 per cent of the murders of young women in this country long before Jeremy Clarkson got himself into trouble for suggesting the same on an edition of Top Gear.

It is therefore encouraging to learn that I was right all along. Right, that is, if we accept the American model.

According to the FBI, they have a remarkable 200 truck drivers listed as probable murderers, many of them being suspected serial killers, and that truck driving is by far and away the profession of choice for men who enjoy killing women as a hobby.

Altogether now: “Kill a whore, change gear, kill a whore, wield ball-pein hammer, change gear, kill a whore, wear upside down V-neck jumper as underwear, change gear, kill a whore …”


Blogger Stew said...

Loving the more frequent updates.

Another loyal reader from Bristol Post days. I remember the website was hellish to navigate.

12:29 AM  
Anonymous Fatman said...

Where did you get that book cover?? The bird is wearing gear my mum used to wear in the 1950s! (Please don't ask how I know...)

12:56 PM  
Blogger BarryBeelzebub said...

Fatman. I think you may have issues...

8:35 AM  
Anonymous Late Flowering Lust said...

Dunno. That bird is absolutely horny, horny, horny in a Parade sort of way, with her old fashioned corsetry , pouting lips and flat cap, what more could an owld gadge want?

Except that pic was taken in the seventies and by now she'll be someone's gran.

So sad is the march of time.

2:45 PM  

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