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posted by BarryBeelzebub @ 2:35 AM
The Devil's Advocate
The Devil's Advocate is a regular column, with a cult following built up over the past few years appearing in several UK regional newspapers. The author, the mythical Barry Beelzebub, shares with us his controversial, wicked and irreverent thoughts on the world today.
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The Last 5 Years of Barry
Previous Posts
- Take my Dan Brown novel and the terrorists have won
- Tough on crime, tough on the causes of crime ...
- The dogs bark, but the caravan has moved on
- Two world wars and one World Cup ...
- Why it would have been kosher in Cowes
- So, in memory of two world wars, we'll have a 17 h...
- It's time to put the social workers in the dock
- Reclaiming an age of innocence
- Release the wandering tigers
- Fluttering flags and killer cake
6 Comments:
ooohhh bazza- you're terrible muriel! you infidel!
Now we don't have to fight for overhead locker space....
al ham da gorillas!!!
eeejit
Just try it ya scotch oink. You caber
tosser
In 1944 a Black Watch sergeant walked into a brothel in Paris.
He asked the madam "How much d'ye charge for the pleasure of m' company?"
She replied "Five francs m'seur".
The sergeant roared, "Company, right turn!"
Scotland for ever!
This government makes me laugh- on the one hand- you've got Dr John saying we need to take more responsibility for own own safety and security (I think he said we should be "vigliant")
and on the other hand you've got airport supremos saying that the Malaga-Manchester passengers shouldn't have said a word when two dodgey geezers show up wearing layers of heavy jackets and sweating in the searing heat of malaga when everyone else is in their cabana-wear?!!
It's not racist. It's common bloody sense that something was not quite right about those two jokers.
They play this off as a "passenger revolt", but it is the Captain's decision whether or not to fly.
Blame the captain- I don't.
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