The Devil's Advocate is a regular column, with a cult following built up over the past few years appearing in several UK regional newspapers. The author, the mythical Barry Beelzebub, shares with us his controversial, wicked and irreverent thoughts on the world today.
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Is it me? Was Morph not auctioned off a couple of weeks ago in Bristol for a kiddies charity? Unless of course he Morphed into something else. OK, sorry for that one.
So you really believe that the real Morph was the one who was auctioned off? Have you learnt nothing from the culture of spin and deception that pervades our society?
Next you'll be telling me that Osama was killed in the Pakistan earthquake.
Of course I don't believe that the real Morph was auctioned off. I was just trying to spare the feelings of theotherhalf. Don't you have any humanity about you?
Oh there are some cruel people in this world. The "real" Morph not sold? I think that if I had paid (I believe) in the region of £2000 for just any lump of plasticine, even if it was in a nice case, I would be very upset. Spin and deception? And here I am believing every word you scribe, does the white man speak with forked tongue then?
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Is it me? Was Morph not auctioned off a couple of weeks ago in Bristol for a kiddies charity?
Unless of course he Morphed into something else. OK, sorry for that one.
Yes he was. Anyway, it's only a bit of Plasticine. They can make another. So what's the big deal?
So you really believe that the real Morph was the one who was auctioned off? Have you learnt nothing from the culture of spin and deception that pervades our society?
Next you'll be telling me that Osama was killed in the Pakistan earthquake.
Of course I don't believe that the real Morph was auctioned off. I was just trying to spare the feelings of theotherhalf. Don't you have any humanity about you?
Oh there are some cruel people in this world. The "real" Morph not sold? I think that if I had paid (I believe) in the region of £2000 for just any lump of plasticine, even if it was in a nice case, I would be very upset. Spin and deception? And here I am believing every word you scribe, does the white man speak with forked tongue then?
GF guesses that melter-Morph he has gone to meet his maker... The Metamorph
Who said Bazza was white?
Hello dere.
Wasn't it a Chicken Run character that was sold off?
No! Apparently they had a company barbeque round at Aardman Animation the other day. All the chickens were cooked!
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