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19:46 (3 hours ago)
\r\nu r a fat wanker and need to sort the fuck out wat u say about people and \r\nkeep your nose out your mum sniffs crack and your a dog ha ha woof woof ha ha \r\nxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx\r\n\r\n",0]
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I don't know. Old people these days ....
posted by BarryBeelzebub @ 3:13 PM
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Don't worry, Bazza. He's an AOL user. What else did you expect? AOL is the internet equivalent of a Rover, complete with nodding dog and tartan rug on the parcel shelf. Have a little pity.
Clearly a very erudite individual. Their use of higher language skills is unsurpassed.
Look strangely like the scrawling of a newspaper executive. Do you know anyone in that line of work, Bazza?
Have always thought that aol stands for 'arse on line'
someone using his father's email account to send dirty words over the internet ....
The worrying thing is that he/she/it probably has an A grade A Level in English Language
Teatchrs nowdyz r no nuffin shite!
Sorry for being anonymous; for some reason the site won't let me in. This is Fergus Mason speaking.
Anyway, I hate to read stuff like this idiot's illiterate ravings; I always feel like I have to wipe their drool off my screen. He is an excellent advert for eugenics.
Just imagine it - "Har, I'll send an e-mail to Mister Bazza an den go ome fer an earty meal of microwave pizza and Special Brew..."
If writing is an art, and if words our palette, then perhaps that's Jackson Pollocks?
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